God help the outcasts: Archive

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Hey idiots, you don’t need a new year to change.

Dec 30th

Just planning my future via Pinterest nbd

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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note to men: ever call me “pooloo”, “poopah beauty”, “pooper”, or “poop lady” and consider it cute or a compliment, I will slap the shit out of you.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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oh hey i’m never on here. update/things i learned since i’ve been on: still can’t find my vodka still can’t find cute conan o’brien boy i don’t know what grammar or spelling is always look cute when you shop so you can possibly get discounts by cute boys unintentionally quoting muppet treasure island with a group of people is only funny to me rebs won...

Dec 29th

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My mom hid the vodka…

Dec 26th

Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Dec 25th

I wish I could blog about horribly awkward yesterday was. Along with everything else that happened. Except I’m really lazy to type it all. It was quite possibly the MOST interesting day I’ve had in a very long time.

Dec 25th

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Spending Christmas alone? Whatever. Tomorrow will be filled with Disney and Harry potter movies, spa treatments and leftover pizza for Christmas dinner.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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“I got you money for christmas so you can go shopping?” “shopping? that is going towards tuition!”

Dec 25th

I wish I could find video of this one sketch Conan did on late night with these hot dogs singing holiday songs. The only on I remember was this: Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle I made you out of clay If you weren’t such a stupid toy, I’d throat you out right away Id throw you at my uncle He was such a whore(?) Oh dreidle, dreidle, dreidle Don’t eat me, I’m made of pork!...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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There’s a Hangover slot machine at my parents’ work. Right next to the Sex in the City one.

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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cute boy asked me what i want for christmas. to say “you” or to say “you”

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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When you abbreviate Jeffrey Campbell as JC because you’re a lazy fucker. So you call Jeffrey Cambell Lita shoes, JC Litas…and people think the brand is “JC Litas” uhhh okay.

Dec 19th